it's all i can do to get out of here alive
after all the hell i've been through The Holy Gospel according to St. Matthew the 3rd chapter! " I am a child of God ." How's that exercise going for you? Before we talk more about how we're doing, I'd like to tell you a quick story... Many of you know I didn't grow up Lutheran. Now, as I wasn't a life-long Lutheran I wasn't baptized until later. I was still, however, a child when I was baptized. I feel like I have some memories of that day; considering I couldn't have been more than seven-years-old, though, it's unlikely... Now, the reason I wasn't baptized as an infant, but was still baptized young is because of my grandmother; bless her heart. You see, when I was born, my folks weren't going to church much. And when Cody, my younger brother, was born my folks still weren't going to church much... Once there were two of us, though, my grandmother just couldn't take it anymore;...